Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:
I’M GONNA REGRET THIS BUT IT’LL BE HILARIOUS I’M SURE
today i went to the bookshop and i asked the guy for something dystopian and we walked around the store for at least twenty minutes looking at different books because i had already read everything he suggested but we finally found one when he grabbed a book from the shelf at random and threw it on the ground in anger at my excessive reading and i looked at it and i hadnt read it yet and he just exhaled in utter relief
“sherlock 1800s au”
There’s a fantastic fic writer who’s quite prolific in this area. Sixty stories already! I don’t know if they’re doing any more. Their username is ‘Arthur_Conan_Doyle’ but you have to google their stuff. They don’t put it on ff.net or AO3 or anything like that. Real awesome period piece type stuff too. They get all the little details right. It’s amazing.
I will still be laughing about this in my grave
I have 2 moods when writing.
- Write 10 pages in one go, holy shit, my hands won’t stop moving, Imma get this fic done in like 2 hours WUT
- I forgot how to English, oh god, write one sentence, watch 3 movies, write another sentence, the ideas are there but they just won’t come out how the frick do I end this, this Word Document has been open for over a week WELP